Let's all wrote a BLUES song.

Jim Cohen · Post by **Jim Cohen** » 29 May 2003 3:20 pm

Well, ya gotta write da blooz from your own experience, so here goes nuthin':

Woke up this afternoon
Both cars were gone,
Woke up this afternoon
Both cars were gone,
I got so gol'darn mad,
I threw my drink across the lawn...

Gary Slabaugh · Post by **Gary Slabaugh** » 29 May 2003 3:27 pm

At some Community Colleges they teach a blues music appreciation course, this is PHD material. I am going straight to Nordstroms to get me a blues outfit.

Ken Lang · Post by **Ken Lang** » 29 May 2003 7:51 pm

I was the last one left on earth,
There was nothin' to live for.
Feelin sorry for myself,
I heard a knock upon my door.

Pat Burns · Post by **Pat Burns** » 29 May 2003 7:53 pm

...so I opened up the door and I shot the sumbitch...
...then I rolled him a carpet and I dumped him in a ditch...
...now I'm the last one left on Earth...
...nothin' left to live for...

...although this sounds more like a Sarte-erian country ballad than a blues tune..[This message was edited by Pat Burns on 29 May 2003 at 09:12 PM.]

Pat Burns · Post by **Pat Burns** » 29 May 2003 8:04 pm

...a note about blues tunes...they aren't supposed to make you dwell on your problems until you blow your brains out...on the contrary, they are supposed to make you forget about your problems, get it off your chest and make you feel better..

...they call me Hamburger Paddy, I got more beef than bun...
...they call me Hamburger Paddy, I got more beef than bun...
...the womens they be rompin' but the menfolks they just run...

...I'm their big sugar daddy, the girls know I'm the one...
...I'm their big sugar daddy, the girls know I'm the one...
...they be comin' roun' to see me when the workin' day is done...[This message was edited by Pat Burns on 30 May 2003 at 05:38 AM.]

Tony Prior · Post by **Tony Prior** » 30 May 2003 1:33 am

Well Leigh..I sent in the SR forms overnight to copyright all these songs..and

they came back..

the envelope was stamped in RED...

" No more Blues / Dog songs being
accepted "...."Better Luck Next Time"

They kept the check though...

And Jimbeaux..I thought this was a Dog/Blues song..

You need to throw your Dog across the lawn , keep the drink..

tp[This message was edited by Tony Prior on 30 May 2003 at 02:39 AM.]

Ken Lang · Post by **Ken Lang** » 30 May 2003 5:49 pm

I just had to add a line by Ray Charles.

Baby when we met,
You said your life was awfull tame.
I took you to a nightclub,
And the WHOLE band knew your name.....

Bill Llewellyn · Post by **Bill Llewellyn** » 31 May 2003 5:24 pm

My wife wrote this: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>I got a joggin hubby
He jog both near and far
He jog to his computer and midi
and he jog to his steel guitar

He jog to the corner Starbucks
he jog to the steel jam
But he won't jog to the furniture store (at least not enough)
so out of luck I am<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>She likes to shop for furniture and houses. Needless to say its 99.9% shopping and 0.1% buying. Maybe less.

Jim Cohen · Post by **Jim Cohen** » 31 May 2003 5:50 pm

...its 99.9% shopping and 0.1% buying. Maybe less

Consider yourself fortunate!

[This message was edited by Jim Cohen on 31 May 2003 at 06:51 PM.]

Jason Odd · Post by **Jason Odd** » 31 May 2003 6:32 pm

Do you think Bill Haley got the line "I'm a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store"?..

Now dude, that's the blues, jes dirty.